question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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