So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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