On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I have grass duct taped all over my body
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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