David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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