i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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