Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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