we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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