It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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