Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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