theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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