Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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