The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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