Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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