Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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