fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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