yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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