So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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