this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Houston, we have a squirter
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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