Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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