you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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