so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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