Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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