It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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