the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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