doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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