did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
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Your cock deserves a montage
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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