"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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