Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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