Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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