Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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