i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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