Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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