is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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