that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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