if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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