I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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