Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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