i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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