What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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