Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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