I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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