I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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