Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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