yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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