Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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