I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
