his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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