One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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