He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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