Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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