I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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