I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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