What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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