the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Never underestimate the power of titties
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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