You really coming over, don't trick.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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