in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
