I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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