that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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